27 febrero, 2006

¿Cuál es tu tripulación?

You scored as Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix). You can change the world around you. You have a strong will and a high technical aptitude. Is it possible you are the one? Now if only Agent Smith would quit beating up your friends.

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)

88%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)

88%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)

75%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)

75%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)

69%

Serenity (Firefly)

69%

Moya (Farscape)

63%

Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)

63%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)

56%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)

56%

FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files)

56%

SG-1 (Stargate)

50%

Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile II: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? (pics)
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26 febrero, 2006

Varios links

Aquí hay varios links interesantes que he encontrado

Este es de como escribir una nota de rescate con Flickr. Le introduces tu frase y el toma de distintas fotos en Flickr las letras.

Spell with flickr

Esta busca tags dentro de Flickr y los pone de una forma curiosa:

Tagnautica

Y este es uno que encontre hace años. Es literalmente el mirror site de google. Vale la pena

Elgoog

William Shakespeare

Con animo de seguir poniendo cosas no escritas por mi, aquí hay una serie de frases de Shakespeare que me parecieron interesantonas y todo

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

A peace is of the nature of a conquest; for then both parties nobly are subdued, and neither party loser.
William Shakespeare

Absence from those we love is self from self - a deadly banishment.
William Shakespeare

Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
William Shakespeare

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
William Shakespeare

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.
William Shakespeare

Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.
William Shakespeare

And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
William Shakespeare

And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
William Shakespeare

And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.
William Shakespeare

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.
William Shakespeare

Art made tongue-tied by authority.
William Shakespeare

As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; They kill us for their sport.
William Shakespeare

As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.
William Shakespeare

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.
William Shakespeare

Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
William Shakespeare

Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
William Shakespeare

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
William Shakespeare

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
William Shakespeare

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
William Shakespeare

Boldness be my friend.
William Shakespeare

Brevity is the soul of wit.
William Shakespeare

But when they seldom come, they wished for come.
William Shakespeare

But will they come when you do call for them?
William Shakespeare

By that sin fell the angels.
William Shakespeare

Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong.
William Shakespeare

Confusion now hath made his masterpiece.
William Shakespeare

Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.
William Shakespeare

Cudgel thy brains no more about it.
William Shakespeare

Desire of having is the sin of covetousness.
William Shakespeare

Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
William Shakespeare

Everyone ought to bear patiently the results of his own conduct.
William Shakespeare

Exceeds man's might: that dwells with the gods above.
William Shakespeare

Expectation is the root of all heartache.
William Shakespeare

False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
William Shakespeare

Farewell, fair cruelty.
William Shakespeare

Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones.
William Shakespeare

For my part, it was Greek to me.
William Shakespeare

Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered.
William Shakespeare

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.
William Shakespeare

Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have Immortal longings in me.
William Shakespeare

Go to you bosom: Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know.
William Shakespeare

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
William Shakespeare

Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
William Shakespeare

He does it with better grace, but I do it more natural.
William Shakespeare

He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
William Shakespeare

He lives in fame that died in virtue's cause.
William Shakespeare

He makes a swan-like end, fading in music.
William Shakespeare

He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.
William Shakespeare

He that loves to be flattered is worthy o' the flatterer.
William Shakespeare

He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.
William Shakespeare

Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself.
William Shakespeare

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
William Shakespeare

How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good dead in a naughty world.
William Shakespeare

How long a time lies in one little word?
William Shakespeare

How now, wit! Whither wander you?
William Shakespeare

How oft the sight of means to do ill deeds makes ill deeds done!
William Shakespeare

How poor are they that have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees?
William Shakespeare

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!
William Shakespeare

I am but mad north-north-west; when the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.
William Shakespeare

I am not bound to please thee with my answer.
William Shakespeare

I bear a charmed life.
William Shakespeare

I dote on his very absence.
William Shakespeare

I shall the effect of this good lesson keeps as watchman to my heart.
William Shakespeare

I try to forget what happiness was, and when that don't work, I study the stars.
William Shakespeare

I was adored once too.
William Shakespeare

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
William Shakespeare

I will praise any man that will praise me.
William Shakespeare

If it be a sin to covet honor, I am the most offending soul.
William Shakespeare

If music be the food of love, play on.
William Shakespeare

If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottage princes' palaces.
William Shakespeare

If we are marked to die, we are enough to do our country loss; and if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor.
William Shakespeare

If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then unto me.
William Shakespeare

If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.
William Shakespeare

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?
William Shakespeare

If you want to win anything - a race, your self, your life - you have to go a little berserk.
William Shakespeare

Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.
William Shakespeare

In a false quarrel there is no true valor.
William Shakespeare

In time we hate that which we often fear.
William Shakespeare

Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
William Shakespeare

Is pale cold cowardice in noble breasts.
William Shakespeare

It is a custom. More honored in the breach than the observance.
William Shakespeare

It is a wise father that knows his own child.
William Shakespeare

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
William Shakespeare

It provokes the desire but it take away the performance.
William Shakespeare

It will have blood, they say; blood will have blood.
William Shakespeare

Lawless are they that make their wills their law.
William Shakespeare

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent.
William Shakespeare

Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course.
William Shakespeare

Let no such man be trusted.
William Shakespeare

Life every man holds dear; but the dear man holds honor far more precious dear than life.
William Shakespeare

Life is as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
William Shakespeare

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare

Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end.
William Shakespeare

Lord, Lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying!
William Shakespeare

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
William Shakespeare

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
William Shakespeare

Love is a spirit of all compact of fire.
William Shakespeare

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.
William Shakespeare

Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better.
William Shakespeare

Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.
William Shakespeare

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.
William Shakespeare

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
William Shakespeare

Men shut their doors against a setting sun.
William Shakespeare

Mind your speech a little lest you should mar your fortunes.
William Shakespeare

Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise.
William Shakespeare

Most dangerous is that temptation that doth goad us on to sin in loving virtue.
William Shakespeare

My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly.
William Shakespeare

My crown is called content, a crown that seldom kings enjoy.
William Shakespeare

My library was dukedom large enough.
William Shakespeare

My pride fell with my fortunes.
William Shakespeare

Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
William Shakespeare

No legacy is so rich as honesty.
William Shakespeare

Nothing can come of nothing.
William Shakespeare

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
William Shakespeare

Now, God be praised, that to believing souls gives light in darkness, comfort in despair.
William Shakespeare

O God, O God, how weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable seem to me all the uses of this world!
William Shakespeare

O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.
William Shakespeare

O, had I but followed the arts!
William Shakespeare

O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.
William Shakespeare

O! Let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven; keep me in temper; I would not be mad!
William Shakespeare

O! What a noble mind is here o'erthrown.
William Shakespeare

O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!
William Shakespeare

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.
William Shakespeare

Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.
William Shakespeare

Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare

Parting is such sweet sorrow.
William Shakespeare

Poor and content is rich, and rich enough.
William Shakespeare

Rest, rest, perturbed spirit!
William Shakespeare

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Deny thy father, and refuse thy name.
William Shakespeare

So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
William Shakespeare

So shines a good deed in a weary world.
William Shakespeare

So wise so young, they say, do never live long.
William Shakespeare

Such seems your beauty still.
William Shakespeare

Suit the action to the word, the word to the action.
William Shakespeare

Sweet are the uses of adversity which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in his head.
William Shakespeare

Sweet are the uses of adversity.
William Shakespeare

Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge.
William Shakespeare

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water-bath is to the body.
William Shakespeare

Talking isn't doing It is a kind of good deed to say well; and yet words are not deeds.
William Shakespeare

Temptation is the fire that brings up the scum of the heart.
William Shakespeare

The attempt and not the deed confounds us.
William Shakespeare

The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.
William Shakespeare

The course of true love never did run smooth.
William Shakespeare

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
William Shakespeare

The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.
William Shakespeare

The evil that men do lives after them;The good is oft interred with their bones.
William Shakespeare

The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.
William Shakespeare

The golden age is before us, not behind us.
William Shakespeare

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
William Shakespeare

The love of heaven makes one heavenly.
William Shakespeare

The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.
William Shakespeare

The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils.
William Shakespeare

The most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is, to let him show himself what he is and steal out of your company.
William Shakespeare

The object of art is to give life a shape.
William Shakespeare

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.
William Shakespeare

The stroke of death is as a lover's pinch, Which hurts and is desired.
William Shakespeare

The undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveler returns.
William Shakespeare

The valiant never taste of death but once.
William Shakespeare

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
William Shakespeare

The wheel is come full circle.
William Shakespeare

The will of man is by his reason swayed.
William Shakespeare

There is no darkness but ignorance.
William Shakespeare

There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
William Shakespeare

There's no art to find the mind's construction in the face.
William Shakespeare

They do not love that do not show their love.
William Shakespeare

They say miracles are past.
William Shakespeare

Things done well and with a care, exempt themselves from fear.
William Shakespeare

Things won are done, joy's soul lies in the doing.
William Shakespeare

This above all; to thine own self be true.
William Shakespeare

Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.
William Shakespeare

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
William Shakespeare

Time and the hour run through the roughest day.
William Shakespeare

'Tis not enough to help the feeble up, but to support them after.
William Shakespeare

'Tis one thing to be tempted, another thing to fall.
William Shakespeare

To be, or not to be: that is the question.
William Shakespeare

To fear the worst oft cures the worse.
William Shakespeare

To their right praise and true perfection!
William Shakespeare

To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
William Shakespeare

Tones that sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes.
William Shakespeare

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
William Shakespeare

Use every man after his desert, and who should scape whipping?
William Shakespeare

We cannot conceive of matter being formed of nothing, since things require a seed to start from... Therefore there is not anything which returns to nothing, but all things return dissolved into their elements.
William Shakespeare

We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
William Shakespeare

What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god.
William Shakespeare

What is past is prologue.
William Shakespeare

What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
William Shakespeare

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
William Shakespeare

When sorrows come, they come not single spies, But in battalions.
William Shakespeare

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.
William Shakespeare

Where every something, being blent together turns to a wild of nothing.
William Shakespeare

Why so large a cost, having so short a lease, does thou upon your fading mansion spend?
William Shakespeare

Why this is very midsummer madness.
William Shakespeare

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
William Shakespeare

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.
William Shakespeare

Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
William Shakespeare

Words, words, mere words, no matter from the heart.
William Shakespeare

Your 'if' is the only peace-maker; much virtue in 'if'.
William Shakespeare

13 febrero, 2006

Ingenieros

OK... no es original, no es nuevo y ni me tomé la molestia de editarlo, pero... =P

HAY QUE ENTENDER A LOS INGENIEROS!
1. Un Ingeniero no es que sea prepotente, es que está rodeado de inútiles.
2. Un Ingeniero no tiene el ego muy grande, es que el cuarto es muy chiquito.
3. No es que quieran tener la razón siempre, es que los otros siempre se equivocan.
4. Un Ingeniero no es que carezca de sentimientos, es que los otros son unas nenas lloronas
5. Un Ingeniero no tiene vida desorganizada, es solo que tiene un ritmo de vida particular.
6. Un Ingeniero no ve el mundo, lo cambia.
7. Un Ingeniero no es que sea un crecido, es que los simples mortales no lo comprenden.
8. Un Ingeniero no es un ser calculador y frío, simplemente, le parece divertido pasar por encima de a gente común.
9. Un Ingeniero no es un enredador, es que los usuarios no entienden nada.
10. Un Ingeniero no es un crítico, es que los errores de la gente son muy evidentes.
11. Un Ingeniero no es un inútil para hacer tareas cotidianas, es que para que demonios malgastan sus valiosas energías en bobadas y además un trapeador es una maquina muy compleja y no se puede configurar.
12. No es que el trabajo los absorba es que... de que carajos estaba hablando?
13. Un Ingeniero no comete errores, solo prueba si los demás estaban prestando atención!!
14. No es que se crean la gran cosa, ES QUE LO SON!!!

Pero recuerden, ser tan cercano a la perfección tiene sus problemas así que los que no son ingenieros comprendan a estas tristes almas torturadas entre la genialidad y la incomprensión.